The discovery of a Martian cylinder under Addison Avenue has caused major disruption to residents and estate agents in Holland Park.
Major Martian disruption on Addison Ave
The metal tube, believed to contain a giant three-legged robot with a heat-ray weapon ‘eye’, was found last week as someone tried to extent their basement to include a subterranean swimming pool and sauna.
Residents have been very put out by the alien object.
‘It has meant the Ocado van has had to park quite a bit further away,’ said one local.
Mums bringing their children to Norland Place School have had to park their SUVs up to fifty yards further away.
Six Tarquins, two Jocastas and one Sherston reportedly needed emergency oxygen after the unforeseen requirement to walk.
Local councillor, Mr Bribes, assured residents the matter was being dealt with. “The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one,” he said.
But they still came.
