Martian Cylinder unearthed on Addison Avenue

The discovery of a Martian cylinder under Addison Avenue has caused major disruption to residents and estate agents in Holland Park.
The metal tube, believed to contain a giant three-legged robot with a heat-ray weapon ‘eye’, was found last week as someone tried to extent their basement to include a subterranean swimming pool and sauna.
Residents have been [...]

Holland Park Residents Demand Shepherds Bush Be Moved Further Away

Not really, but they are hopping mad about Buses.
The Royal Crescent Residents Association is fighting a plan that would see a second bus route (presumably full of poor people going to work) passing through the their Grade II listed environment.
To be fair, the southern half (quarter surely?) of Royal Cescent has become somewhat of a [...]